あけましておめでとう！ / Happy New Year!

New Year's Eve...in a glorious nutshell:


 Pizza.
NOM.
No damnit Adam you had sushi already you cannot have any!
Jared, eat, please.

Silent Hill.
Goddamnit I haven't moved from the same spot since 2008.
Fuck fuck fuck down the stairs, Harry! Not THE WALLLLL.

Taboo.
Except no one really plays it.

A beautiful movie with Ahnold.
I don't...what. He's in a movie in a movie in NYC in a--is that Danny DeVito as a CAT??
TEN MINUTES LEFT! BUT THE MOVIE ISN'T OVER.

Ball drops.

SHOUT.
Everyone gets 'Ranna kisses!

Okay now outside! Outside! OUTSIDE! It's January first, 2010, let's go go go!
Pots, ladles. Baaaaaaang, c'mon, holler, bang bang clank!

"I claim this plot of land as Alannaranatopia!"
Manhole.

Scoop the snow up, let's fight!
*fling*

The war continues.

"I am indifferent to this war, I am now Switzerland!"
*crouch*

It's like playing pretend!
It's like when you actually felt like that Pokémon battling your friend!

Alright now let's throw snow...at my house...
Sure, why not?
Oh, you want to hit the window so Leelee gets out of the house!
THROW.

A few times through the hole of the third-floor wreath...not bad! But that's not the WINDOW.
There you go, Rob. Boom. Leeleeeeeee! GET OUT HERE.

"The Leelee is not good with the cold."
"But she's a raptor, she should be cold-blooded?"
*shrug* "Meh."

An hour later, lightning? Rain?

Back inside.
Something about sperm and semen.
I got thirsty...

Back upstairs for me!
Water bottle in hand.

"You guys have been in the New Year for...45 minutes now."
"An hour, yup."
SMILES.
Down that water.

Oh, missed calls and texts! Must respond and wish happy new year.

Oh hey, nice of you to join us Adam and Jared.

What happens here?

Many little moments of giddiness, stupidity, happiness.

Adam's twisting water bottle pop that fucking cap into the air trick that freaks me out.
Not in here! Not inside please! Do it ou-*POP*
Go get it.

He crawls down the stairs on stomach, descending like a ship sinking underwater.
Beautiful.
"Can't...find it."
Comes back up...on stomach...backwards.
Feet in air and everything! Adam I love you.
So does Leelee. "You two...you guys...you don't even need to be high to act like retards."

What happens here?

Many little moments of giddiness, stupidity, happiness.

And then TWISTER AND MUSIC.
FUCK. YES.
Adam damnit move your right foot to the next circle I can't reach blue on the other side of your body.
Sorry my ass is in your face.
Adam damnit I can't leftfootyellow if you keep rolling yourself up in the mat like a burrito!

Alright I can tell it's WiiSports time.
Bowling!
While nonstop dancing to some of Jared's GOOD (easily danceable) music.
Okay, okay, I got this.
Fuck I don't got this.

Adam take over, I'm gonna lie down.

"Jared lower that, my sister's home."
"And?"
"She sleeps directly below us. At least to volume 3."

Doze on and off...
"What time is it?"
"4."
"Ohly shit...okay leave at 4:30."

Darkness.
Poking me.
Huh?

Oh...everyone's cleaning up...
Shit it's almost 5!

Drag feet down stairs...into kitchen...into foyer.
Drowsy hugs goodbye.

"Alanna I'm gonna call you in a few hours to remind you to pack for Canada."
"Mmmmkay."
More hugs.

Standing rocking back and forth.
Wave goodbye.
Exit house.
Close lock door.
Last bit clean up.
Brush teeth.
Bed.
Smiles.
Into peaceful eight-hour sleep.

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How was your new year celebration?!